by Elizabeth S.

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April 24, 2007

Men Finally Explained

January 27, 2013 11:17 PM UTC (Updated: January 28, 2013 01:55 AM UTC)

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This is something I've had in my drafts for a while. I have no idea where I saw it. Just thought it was cute.

MEN FINALLY EXPLAINED!!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't
think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and, thank God, are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when
we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

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Comments: 16

Jean R B. Jan 27, 2013, 11:32pm UTC

I think this is very ute and almost right.

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Ann L. Jan 27, 2013, 11:39pm UTC

And they think we're confusing! :D

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Marsha C. Jan 27, 2013, 11:50pm UTC

too funny! mostly true though

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Jennifer T. Jan 28, 2013, 12:12am UTC

Lol!!!

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Yoshi k. Jan 28, 2013, 12:15am UTC

Hilarious and ass backwards. Men are not that complicated for the most part, since they are primarily responsive to emotional stimulus. A similarity females share for the most part. As a general rule men are more direct and females more cunning, granting there are always exceptions:).

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Barbara Radisavljevic Jan 28, 2013, 12:35am UTC

I find it hard to generalize about men. I have only known a few well, and once I am attracted to a man's personality he looks good to me no matter how handsome others might think he is. I honestly wonder what some people see in some of the actors who are supposed to be very sexy. I value character, honesty, and loyalty. It's a rare man who has all of these traits I would not find handsome.

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Karen E. Jan 28, 2013, 2:01am UTC

I wonder how many men will comment on this! hahaha!

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Betty S. Jan 28, 2013, 3:27am UTC

I gave up on trying to figure men out years ago when my marriage ended in divorce.

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Connie C. Jan 28, 2013, 5:33am UTC

I disagree. My husband is handsome, nice and just plain super. :)

These were funny though

Elizabeth S. Jan 30, 2013, 1:17am UTC

No, you agree.
"The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married."

Still, lucky you.

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Susan G. Jan 28, 2013, 7:41am UTC

I don't understand men at all.

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FRANK VITALE Jan 28, 2013, 1:22pm UTC

" Now That one hurts!" lol

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Mzzz Sweets - Sandy (Why do I have to add a last name?) Jan 28, 2013, 2:03pm UTC

I stopped trying to understand men along time ago.

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J W. Jan 29, 2013, 8:15am UTC

very funny

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michele r. Feb 5, 2013, 9:04pm UTC

LOL
Thank you for posting to ~50~Views~R~US~

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michele r. Apr 18, 2013, 3:12am UTC

Thanks for posting to ~50~Views~R~US!
Your content has reached over 50 views and will now be removed from the group!

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